Avast me hearties! If ye be celebratin’ “National Talk Like a Pirate Day” why not make over more than just ye voice? At PartyLand we be a bit o’ pirate experts so we’ll have ye lookin’ fit t’ command a crew of scurvy dogs when we’re finished with ye. Follow these simple steps and ye be set fer a day unlike any other.
STEP ONE: Look Like a Pirate
There’s more t’ being a pirate than just soundin’ like a pirate. You’ve got t’ look the part. Be sure t’ have the essential effects: a hat and an eye patch. Perhaps ye be needin’ a hook t’ replace ye hand for t’ day. If ye be needed companionship, we be carryin’ parrots t’ sit on yer shoulder or wrist.
If ye be needin’ new garb, we have finishin’s fer new recruits and fer seasoned sea folk as well. If ye be needin’ a complete covering, be sure t’ look through the costumes fer All Hallow’s Eve.
A pirate loves a bounteous haul, so show off ye treasure by grabbin’ all the accessories ye can carry t’ the counter. Ye best be findin’ effects for the female folk as well. If ye don’t want t’ be mistaken for a land lubber, be sure t’ complete Step #1.
STEP TWO: Act Like a Pirate
If ye be plannin’ on actin’ like a pirate, this be where ye better talk like a pirate. If ye be mixin’ up yer words and losing yer course, be sure to click t’ use this pirate dictionary or pirate translator so ye aren’t lost at sea while trying t’ talk like me.
If ye be workin’ up an appetite, there be no need to pillage and plunder, just steer yer vessel over t’ the nearest Krispy Kreme location. If ye make a convincin’ buccaneer they’ll be givin’ ye some free
sea biscuits, er, that is… they be giving away free doughnuts. If ye like being surrounded by other seafaring fiends then ye best be at the Hutchings Museum this weekend, where they be plannin’ t’ party a wee bit later than us.
STEP THREE: Party Like a Pirate
With a guide like the PartyLand crew, yer sure t’ have all the fixin’s for a perfect pirate gatherin’.
Whether ye be lookin’ for something to cover ye’ table, a place to rest yer sea biscuits between bites or somethin’ t’ send ashore with yer guests when they go, PartyLand be the perfect destination fer all pirate supplies. X marks the spot, and the spot ye want t’ be is PartyLand Utah.
Happy National Talk Like a Pirate Day!